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Poster: Administrator, Curator, or StaffNoiseCollector Date: Mar 21, 2011 10:49am
Forum: noisecollector Subject: douche karma enforcement memorandum

I finally read this cockknockers entire diatribe... how does he know I didn't serve in the armed forces? How does he not know that I would probably mop the floor with him? Guy makes a lot of assumptions don't he? I am not going to respond directly to him ever again, he has proved he is a fuckknuckle. For a progressive he seems very primitive in his emotional control and threats of violence. To be honest, he's barking up about the wrongest tree in the forest.

I was unable to join the military during the first gulf war for many reasons, when I would clear one up like my credit score, it was something else, then they wanted me to weigh as much as I did in 6th grade... and I could have picked up the recruiter in one hand and thrown him through the window... then after I told him how much i could bench press they ok'd that but then they told me I had too many monthly payments, this went on for 4 months until I said screw it and moved back to NJ. Now I am in Florida and he thinks I am some deadhead buddy of mine called Micah because he thinks I am all the people on here for some fucked up reason. Screw him and his assumptions. He is not going to make me angry, he is going to make me laugh from now on.... I will laugh as he dances for me digitally and if he wants to be a tolerant man and stop being a dick, good for him.

he just cannot stomach the fact that there are people that dont hate me on here.. lol... what a douche bag.. at least I have something to practice my animation and parody musical skills now....

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Poster: splue Date: Mar 21, 2011 3:45pm
Forum: noisecollector Subject: Re: maybe he'll pawn himself and lose the ticket?

i think you're right NC he makes a lot of logic jumps--
i think he has an agenda, and it's not spreading peace.
maybe he's an angry musl1m or he works for CAIR or hamas. he's probably one of those rage drivers too-- he's probably as bored with us as we r w/ him by now (fingers crossed!)

i've run into troll clones of him so many times i think i'm
in a star wars prequel sometimes!! i used 2 try to
dish out "Revenge of the Splue" everytime, but who really
cares in the end--it's just a way to vent 4 everyone, even sullen li'l trollyboys

y'know, he MIGHT be a soldier, but sumhow i kind of doubt it
because he haz to shout about it so much----kinda unsoldiery
if u ask me, sounds more like sum angry college freshman

he probably is a *progressive* because he has a lotta bros
just like him at DU, some very angry and spiteful, & they go into attack mode like pitbulls with steroid probs >>>(there r a huge amt of DECENT people there too!!)

frankly NC thank God u didn't go over there, u have a family!! i mean, GOD BLESS the guys over there, they didn't make that war, they r doing their duty, but at too huge personal & societal costs... i
don't think we should ever have asked them to, considering who the U.S. is doing it for (^%&&^% lameazz MUZLIM BRUTHERHOOD)

also that guy is just jealous, he doesn't
work in bands, he's not creating music; i'm not saying that one has 2 b a musician to critique but it's helpful, & helpful to like diff genres. he probably liked approved mainstream/soft alternative & probably hates metal & hard- to-classify-alternative, so there u go! i think it's also helpful if
one understands subjectivity in art--in fine art, music and outsider art. he's probably 4ever looking
for people 2 explain creativity, irony, satire to him , etc etc cos he will NEVER *get the joke* unless it has a blatent punchline--that's what rly confuses him because ur politics r all over the place so he cant place ur stuff in an ez 2 process niche--DOES...NOT...COMPUTE (whirring noises and black smoke)

which is why he hates it & i LUV it! also why Zappa infuriates so many people :D Gotta luv it!!peace :)

(oh, also *peace2u*--i stole that from Sumanguru G. Jones)...u guys should team up & make a hit single!!!!
(i think he is an undiscovered Beatle, i am officially starting thet rumor) :)g


This post was modified by splue on 2011-03-21 22:45:49

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Poster: Administrator, Curator, or StaffNoiseCollector Date: Mar 22, 2011 7:46am
Forum: noisecollector Subject: Re: maybe he'll pawn himself and lose the ticket?

the metal and zappa comments are mint

I saw you looking for VST's, those soundfonts you reviewed can be loaded nicely into SFZ

http://www.cakewalk.com/Download/sfz.aspx

Its FREE, there are mods and tools for it if you google or search KVR...

I have a VSTi on here (kinda buggy and a processing hog)

http://www.archive.org/details/magicalmusicalthing

And someone has made a few VST instruments with my samples on Freesound:

http://noisecollector.blogspot.com/2011/01/free-vst-instruments-and-soundfonts.html

And you can make your own soundfonts to play in SFZ with Viena:

http://www.synthfont.com/index.html

and some samples:

http://www.freesound.org/usersViewSingle.php?id=4948

and you can make stuff like this:

http://www.archive.org/details/dullducodances

scroll down to:

http://www.archive.org/download/dullducodances/DeadmanBeatbox.sf2

load that into SFZ or any free soundfont player, drop on a track in reaper or if you want something smaller and easier to work on one track at a time, I use this a lot:

http://www.kvraudio.com/db/minihost_by_tobybear

(hey, the screenshot has SFZ loaded in it... how'd they know?)

windoze has all sorts of free stuffz

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Poster: splue Date: Apr 6, 2011 11:08pm
Forum: noisecollector Subject:



This post was modified by splue on 2011-04-07 06:08:11

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Poster: Administrator, Curator, or StaffNoiseCollector Date: Mar 23, 2011 8:50am
Forum: noisecollector Subject: Re: maybe he'll pawn himself and lose the ticket?

I am learning blender and will master the video editing sequencer in it... it has chroma key and everything... wmm days are numbered... cant wait... clunky ass, move the cursor no where near where i was, delete the wrong thing, move timeline without me knowing piece of shite.

let me know how it works out

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Poster: splue Date: Apr 6, 2011 11:07pm
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This post was modified by splue on 2011-04-07 06:07:25

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Poster: splue Date: Apr 6, 2011 11:07pm
Forum: noisecollector Subject:



This post was modified by splue on 2011-04-07 06:07:41

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Poster: micah6vs8 Date: Mar 22, 2011 9:01am
Forum: noisecollector Subject: Re: douche karma enforcement memorandum

You talkin' to me?

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Poster: Administrator, Curator, or StaffNoiseCollector Date: Mar 22, 2011 9:52am
Forum: noisecollector Subject: Re: douche karma enforcement memorandum

lol, tightass prime things you are me... he thinks splue is me... he thinks I am glen beck... he wants to drive to pennsylvania to fight someone in florida because you are noisecollector... he thinks i am crazy but goes on a loonfest... he talks about peace and love and creation then wants to physically threaten people on the internet because they have a different perception than his huffpo blog... he thinks gas cost $6 because of bush and probably thinks we are not at war with lybia because kadaffi is not hussain but is melosovich.... he thinks zappa is heavy metal and is against freedom of speech for people who offend him...

confused yet?

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Poster: micah6vs8 Date: Mar 22, 2011 10:41am
Forum: noisecollector Subject: Re: douche karma enforcement memorandum

Strangely, no. I think I have been spending too much time here. I am you and you are me and we are all together?

I took my kids to Gettysburg (the recent addition sits on the Union right flank & $3.75 for a M. coffee?)
We walked the Charge, BRT and through the cemetery. History high.

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Poster: splue Date: Apr 6, 2011 11:11pm
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This post was modified by splue on 2011-04-07 06:11:52

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Poster: Administrator, Curator, or StaffNoiseCollector Date: Mar 23, 2011 8:08am
Forum: noisecollector Subject: Re: douche karma enforcement memorandum

micah knows him, he had a few words for him on one of my reviews... thats how i was alerted to his repugnant existence... i recorded the vocals for his song at a bus stop last night... lol

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Poster: splue Date: Apr 6, 2011 11:12pm
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This post was modified by splue on 2011-04-07 06:12:12

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Poster: Administrator, Curator, or StaffNoiseCollector Date: Mar 28, 2011 10:06am
Forum: noisecollector Subject: Re: more civil war stuff for Micha

I found a great paragraph or two about Payson Wolfe and ironically he was the only native american in his area to resist democratic party thuggery back in 1863....

http://books.google.com/books?id=6mx9SfxBOjYC&;printsec=frontcover&dq=these+Men+Have+Seen+Hard+Service&source=bl&ots=F6YvNnjD1h&sig=dxbePz4O9LDgRS08Z9HQd_kzpdw&hl=en&ei=vMCQTZW6GsKftgeapqmICQ&sa=X&oi=book_result&ct=result&resnum=3&ved=0CCkQ6AEwAg#v=onepage&q=payson&f=false

the more things change, the more they stay the same


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Poster: micah6vs8 Date: Mar 30, 2011 8:59am
Forum: noisecollector Subject: Re: more civil war stuff for Micha

Very cool, and thanks for posting this for me. You have some noble and fearless blood in you NC.
At the beginning of the war The South would take anybody; Scot-Irish, Creoles, Mexicans, Indians. While the North seemed mighty picky and racial and stuff.

Plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose. Indeed.

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Poster: Administrator, Curator, or StaffNoiseCollector Date: Mar 22, 2011 11:15am
Forum: noisecollector Subject: Re: douche karma enforcement memorandum

I had peeps there...

check out my great great great grandfather:

http://freepages.genealogy.rootsweb.ancestry.com/~waukazoo/Payson.html

Was captured by democrats towards end of the war and survived to make me (eventually)... karma strikes once again...

named my son after him to piss off keith olbermann


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Poster: micah6vs8 Date: Mar 22, 2011 12:51pm
Forum: noisecollector Subject: Re: douche karma enforcement memorandum

Doin' time @ Andersonville. Wow.
I can find his Company @ Gettysberg, but do you know some other battles he fought in?

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Poster: Administrator, Curator, or StaffNoiseCollector Date: Mar 23, 2011 10:48am
Forum: noisecollector Subject: Re: douche karma enforcement memorandum

Found an ancestor in french indian war... getting closer:

Samuel ATWOOD

http://awt.ancestry.com/cgi-bin/igm.cgi?op=GET&;db=050696&id=I3087

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Poster: Administrator, Curator, or StaffNoiseCollector Date: Mar 23, 2011 8:29am
Forum: noisecollector Subject: Re: douche karma enforcement memorandum

ahhh you're right, that was 1st infantry division from michigan not 1st sharpshooters... i looked it up and here is the battles his company was in:

Campaign from the Rapidan to the James River, Va., May 4-June 15.

Battles of the Wilderness May 5-7;

Spotsylvania May 8-12;

Ny River May 10;

Spotsylvania Court House May 12-21.

Assault on the Salient May 12,

North Anna River May 23-26.

Ox Ford May 23-24.

On line of the Pamunkey May 26-28.

Totopotomoy May 28-31.

Cold Harbor June 1-12.

Bethesda Church June 1-3.

Before Petersburg June 16-18.

Siege of Petersburg June 16, 1864, to April 2, 1865.

CAPTURED

Mine Explosion, Petersburg, July 30, 1864.

Weldon Railroad August 18-21.

Poplar Springs Church September 29-October 2.

Reconnaissance on Vaughan and Squirrel Level Roads October 8.

Boydton Plank Road, Hatcher's Run October 27-28.

Fort Stedman, Petersburg, March 25, 1865.

Appomattox Campaign March 28-April 9.

Assault on and fall of Petersburg April 2.

Occupation of Petersburg April 3.

Pursuit of Lee April 3-9.

Moved to Washington, D.C., April 22-27.

Grand Review May 23.

Camp near Washington, D.C., until July 28.

Mustered out July 28, 1865.

http://www.civilwararchive.com/Unreghst/unmiinf1.htm

My grandmothers grandfather was a bugler in Pennsylivania 47th rgt company C... he wasn't there either wtf?... he was an honor guard at lincolns funeral according to my grandmother.

Looks like he was dicking around in New Orleans, Key West, and Virgina in 1863...

http://www.pa-roots.com/pacw/infantry/47th/47thorg.html

I will find an ancestor there... gotta find the irish side of family tree which ends abruptly during prohibition... lol.

I did have an ancestor at the battle of hastings by the name of william though, he was apparently a bastard

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Poster: micah6vs8 Date: Mar 30, 2011 8:31pm
Forum: noisecollector Subject: Re: douche karma enforcement memorandum

Very cool. Thank-you. He was in the 40 day campaign in the East. The birth of modern warfare. I love that (para)phrase by Selby Foote about how the '64 Army of NV rolled over the ground like a tide. Immediately seeking the best terrain and fire zones. And the grim dark storm of blue coats as they kept on coming, day after day, everyday south till the siege checkmate. And your grand-alot did all 40 days without getting killed or wounded(amputated) which is a near miracle. (Out of 120K to begin, didn't Grant have 45% causality rate by mid June? Something like that.)
Wow. He even got to take part in the victory march in April '65, and the Grand Review. That was the most kick ass army in the world at that moment.